Job Titles (Funny and Respective)

In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs:

Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
House Maid - Family Environs Upkeep Manager
Typist - Printed Document Handler
Messenger - Business Communications Conveyer Window
Cleaner - A Transparent Wall Technician
Tea Boy - Refreshments Overseer
Garbage Collector - Public Sanitation Technicians
Watchman - Theft Prevention and Surveillance
Receptionist - Office Access Control Specialist
Cook - Food Preparation Officer
Office Orderly - Office Administration Facilitator
Cleaner - Office Hygiene Control Specialist